• |
  • |
  • Add One More To The List: Status Design's Porsche Cayenne

Add One More To The List: Status Design's Porsche Cayenne

June 16, 2009

Carlos Lago
Jun 16, 2009
The inescapable question, after the initial wide-eyed shock and a string of expletives, is "Why?" We have a few theories. Perhaps Status Design saw our "Top 5 Worst-Looking Porsche Cayenne Tuners" list from May and took it as a challenge. The Russian-based tuning shop then spent the next month at the design table, burning countless man-hours to achieve this final product, this thing. If so, consider yourselves champions, Status Design. By light-years.
Photo 2/2   |   status Designs Porsche Cayenne front View
There's a more sinister hypothesis, too. This is a warning. A show of force. With these design renders, Status Design is offering the world a glimpse its capabilities. This is evil genius territory; the bald man whose face you never see, stroking a white cat on his lap, surrounded by large TV screens and henchmen. He's telling world leaders, "We can make this," he laughs, a booming sound that reverberates through the secret lair, "Unless..."
Unless what? Do they want ransom money? Oil? A country? Whatever it is, we plead they receive. Sorry, Venezuela, you have different owners now. It's for a greater good. You'll understand.
The scariest part is that this could only be the beginning. Today, the Porsche Cayenne. Tomorrow, the world. Someone call James Bond, GI Joe, Agent Cody Banks. Anyone.
Source: Status Design, Carmods.ru
- OF

POPULAR TRUCKS

MOST POPULAR

FEATURED RESEARCH VIDEO
Honda Ridgeline Press Conference
2:35
CLICK TO PLAY WITH AUDIO

Subscribe Today and Save up to 83%!

Subscribe Truck Trend Magazine

Subscribe to:

Truck Trend
Magazine

PRINT DIGITAL
Subscribe Diesel Power Magazine

Subscribe to:

Diesel Power
Magazine

PRINT DIGITAL
Subscribe Truckin Magazine

Subscribe to:

Truckin
Magazine

PRINT DIGITAL
SUBSCRIBE TO A MAGAZINE
TO TOP